More sage advice from an Ol' Rancher:

             

              Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

             
              Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

              Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

              Bumble bees are considerably faster than John Deere’s

  Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads
 
  Do not corner anything more ornery than you